CELEBRITY SLEUTH Vol.5 No.5 “Beauty Queens Bared”

Covergirl Shawn Weatherly (Nude)
Beauty Queens Bared!
44 Flashes Without Sashes!!
Donna Dixon Competes With Her “Bosom Buddies”
Linda Carter
THE PARADE OF STATES

4 Miss California 1969 SUSAN ANTON
6 Miss Ohio 1970 JAYNE KENNEDY
8 Miss South Dakota 1970 MARY HART
10 Miss Tennessee 1972 LINDA THOMPSON
12 Miss Virginia 1976 DONNA DIXON
14 Miss Louisiana 1978 RHONDA SHEAR
FAIREST OF THE FAIR

16 Miss America 1945 BESS MYERSON
18 Miss America 1955 LEE MERIWETHER
20 Miss America 1959 MARY ANN MOBLEY
22 Miss America 1971 PHYLLIS GEORGE
24 Miss America 1991 CAROLYN SAPP
THRONE OUT!

26 Miss World 1973 MARJORIE WALLACE
28 Miss World 1974 HELEN MORGAN
30 Miss Yugoslavia 1983 BERNARDA MAROVT
32 Miss America 1984 VANESSA WILLIAMS
WORLD CLASS

34 Miss World 1953 DENISE PERRIER
35 Miss World 1964 ANN SIDNEY
36 Miss World 1966 LESLEY LANGLEY
40 Miss World 1974 ANNELINE KRIEL
41 Miss World 1977 MARY STAVIN
42 Miss World 1980 GABRIELLA BRUM
46 Miss World 1987 ULLA WEIGERSTORFER
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

48 Miss Universe 1953 CHRISTIANE MARTEL
50 Miss Universe 1964 CORINNA TSOPEI
52 Miss Universe 1974 AMPARO MUNOZ
54 Miss Universe 1980 SHAWN WEATHERLY –
MADE IN THE U.S.A.

56 Miss U.S.A. 1965 DIAN PARKINSON
58 Miss U.S.A. 1970 DEBORAH SHELTON
60 Miss U.S.A. 1972 LINDSAY BLOOM
62 Miss U.S.A. 1985 LAURA MARTINEZ-HERRING
JUST MISS’D!

64 Runnerup Miss America 1958 ANITA BRYANT
66 Runnerup Miss America 1970 KATHRINE BAUMANN
68 Runnerup Miss World 1973 LYNDA CARTER
70 Runnerup Miss World 1975 MARINA LANGNER
FRENCH (UN)DRESSING

74 Miss France 1983 ISABELLE TURPAULT
76 Miss France 1985 ISABELLE CHAUDIEU
GREAT DANES

80 Miss Denmark 1952 GRETA THYSSEN
82 Miss Denmark 1984 KATRINE MICHELSEN
X-SCEPTER AS SHE IS

86 Miss Italy 1975 LILI CARATI
88 Miss Nude Galaxy 1979 HYAPATIA LEE
90 Million Dollar Pet 1984 JEANETTE STARION
MISS-CELLANEOUS

92 Model of the Year 1968 CYBILL SHEPHERD
94 Miss Black California 1971 KATHLEEN BRADLEY
95 Miss Sweden 1950 ANITA EKBERG
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers

EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSAYER

“I think these beauty contest always fascinate people,” opines Miss World creator Eric Morely, “because of the surprise element.” Well, have we got a surprise for you!
“I can remember being Miss America,” recalls the only woman ever stripped of that title, Vanessa Williams, “and having people comes up to me and say, ‘You know, you aren’t that pretty’ and it hurts, but you don’t let it show.”Oh yes they do!!
In “Here She Is!,” our 30th issue, We’ve undertaken what no other magazine’s ever attempted: removing the crowns and gown, capturing the flashes without sashes, and letting the contestants’ true talents emerge. As the Miss America pageant committee responded when the event’s relevance was recently questioned: “Is it relevant to bring a smile and some pure joy into people’s lives, to dream a thing of beauty and bring that dream to reality?’ That’s a question Sleuth has answered with this dream come true. Isn’t he also en-titled?
And who are these delectable damsels we’ve defrocked? The roll call above clearly States the winners you won’t want to Miss! “They all have three names, of course—I think it’s the law,”mused multi-monikered media maven Aimee Lee Ball. “Miss Americas must have the sort of name that conjures up images of sitting on a veranda with a mint julep.” Yet Sleuth’s selfless scrutiny of the registry of every Miss America contestant reveals that two names often conjure up all kinds of images: among the actual entrants of past pageants are Claire SPIRT, Vernell BUSH, Joan TEETS, Flora SLEEPER, Roberta TARBOX, and Monica HARD. Not to mention Thailand’s 1988 Miss Universe named PORNTIP.
Sleuth is happy to host this pageant of pictorial pulchritude because, in the words of Miss America’s mush-mouthed main man Bert Parks: “It is a high prestige position, and damned good exposure.” It certainly was for Vanessa the Undressa {p. 321, yet the year of her resignation “all 51 contestants said they haven’t and wouldn’t pose nude.” Asked if they’d admit it if they had, Miss South Carolina cracked: “Who’s crazy enough to say?” Apparently, only the Sleuth. We hope you’ll judge that it’s no contest.
Walking On Air He Is,