Celebrity Sleuth Vol. 4 No. 6 “Ingénudes 4”

GROWN BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
4 Pretty Baby BROOKE SHIELDS
6 Candy EWA AULIN
8 The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie PAMELA FRANKLIN
10 Friends ANICEE ALVINA
12 Pretty in Pink MOLLY RINGWALD
POP TOPS
14 The Runaways CHERIE CURRIE
15 JOAN JETT
15 LITA FORD
16 Britain’s Blonde Bombshell KIM WILDE
17 Britain’s ‘Lethal Weapon’ PATSY KENSIT
20 The Aussie Answer KYLIE MINOGUE
22 ‘Forever Our Girl’ PAULA ABDUL
24 Legendary Lungs SAMANTHA FOX
26 Her Biggest Rival SABRINA
STUDENT BODIES
30 Flashdance JENNIFER BEALS
32 Cutting Class JILL SCHOELEN
34 Swelled . . .Then Expelled DEBEE ASHBY
DO THE NUDE THING
38 Do the Right Thing. ROSIE PEREZ
39 Mo’ Better Blues JOIE LEE
40 Mo’ Better Blues CYNDA WILLIAMS
MODEL TEENS
42 The Doors JENNIFER RUBIN
44 No Man’s Land LARA HARRIS
46 Fright Night II TRACI LIN
MARLON’S DARLIN’S
48 Christian Brando’s Fiancee LAURENE LANDON
48 Marlon Brando’s Daughter CHEYENNE BRANDO
50 Christian’s Original Sins JOYCELYNE LEW
51 SHIRLEY CUMPANAS
BLUHING BRIDES
52 Mrs. Roman Polanski EMMANUELLE SEIGNER
56 Mrs. Kenneth Branagh EMMA THOMPSON
57 Mrs. Bruce Davison LISA PELIKAN
BLOCK•BUST•ERS
58 Jaws 2 ANN DUSENBERRY
60 Stakeout MADELEINE STOWE
62 Down & Out in Beverly Hills ELIZABETH PENA
64 Blaze LOLITA DAVIDOVICH
66 The Lost Boys JAMIE GERTZ
68 3 Men and a Baby NANCY TRAVIS
70 Cadillac Man FRAN DRESCHER
72 The Heathers WINONA RYDER
FOREIGN INTRIGUE
74 The Unbearable Lightness of Being JULIETTE BINOCHE
76 Get Out Your Handkerchiefs CAROLE LAURE
79 Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! VICTORIA ABRIL
TOTALLY TUBE•ULAR
82 Who’s the Boss? ALYSSA MILANO
84 Twin Peaks LARA FLYNN BOYLE
86 Married …With Children CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
SLEUTH’S SLEEPERS
88 Inga MARIE LILJEDAHL
92 Felicia BEATRICE HARNOIS
94 Vanessa OLIVIA PASCAL
98 Back Issues Available
99 Special Offers

EDITORIAL
THE SLEUTHSLAYER
Youth is a state of mind, the saying goes, and I don’t mind stating that this class of “Ingenudes’L-the fourth we’ve graduated in less than three years—is perhaps our brightest ever!
As Princeton valedictorian Brooke Shields remarked recently of her never-released film: “I love this picture so much—I want people to see it! I was ‘Brenda Starr’ and I certainly want the movie to have a fair chance with the public.” We agree, so even though Brooke didn’t get a fair chance to entertain our troops in the Gulf, we’re now providing those brave soldiers with their just deserts: the first and only glimpse of topless Brooke as an adult—i.e., without her Desert Shields!
In addition to those long-awaited sand dunes, we’ve gone buggy over Brooke’s fellow class mates from the music world (“Pop Tops”), the schoolroom (“Student Bodies”), the runway (“Model Teens”), the headlines (“Marlon’s Darlin’s”}, the altar (“Blushing Brides”), the big and small screens (“Block•Bust•ers” and “Totally Tubular”), as well as controversial young beauties from “the detention hall” of Spike Lee’s films (“Do the Nude Thing”), earlier shockers (“Grown But Not Forgotten”), and adult-oriented imports (“Foreign Intrigue”). As a special treat, we end the sem(en)ester with “Sleuth Sleepers’!—a trio of temptresses you might not have studied, but with whom you’ll surely want to do your VCI3 homework as soon as the bell rings!
If Kenneth Branagh, the acclaimed director/star of Shakespeare’s Henry V, were asked to comment upon seeing his blushing bride Emma Thompson defrocked in this latest issue, he’d no doubt plead the Fifth, but we prefer to toast a “fifth” to this fourth contingent of “Ingenude” eyefuls. Here’s looking at you, kids!
To the Class of ’91,